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Round 1
Jul 31, 2016 14:02:06 GMT -5
Post by Moscow Red Army on Jul 31, 2016 14:02:06 GMT -5
*1. Vegas Aces Wild (From Oslo Mastodon) - Auston Matthews, C, Toronto Maple Leafs 2. Mandalore Mythosaurs - Patrik Laine, RW, Winnipeg Jets 3. Melbourne Bushrangers - Shayne Gostisbehere, D, Philadelphia Flyers 4. Dynamo Atlanta - Jesse Puljujarvi, RW, Edmonton Oilers 5. Atlanta Thrashers - Pierre-Luc Dubois, LW, Columbus Blue Jackets 6. Simi Valley Kings - Matthew Tkachuk, LW, Calgary Flames 7. Oslo Mastodon (From Quebec Bulldogs) - Alex Nylander, LW, Buffalo Sabres 8. Vegas Aces Wild (From Morweena Reimnoceri) - Clayton Keller, C, Arizona Coyotes 9. Vegas Aces Wild (From Nebraska Buffalo) - Sebastian Aho, LW, Carolina Hurricanes 10. Simi Valley Kings (From Catalina Wine Mixer) - Logan Brown, C, Ottawa Senators 11. Oslo Mastodon (From Vegas Aces Wild) - Kieffer Bellows, LW, New York Islanders 12. Mandalore Mythosaurs (From Moscow Red Army) - Julien Gauthier, RW, Carolina Hurricanes
*Moved Up in Draft Lottery
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Round 1
Aug 9, 2016 11:00:18 GMT -5
Post by Moscow Red Army on Aug 9, 2016 11:00:18 GMT -5
Hello everybody, and welcome to the 2016 Dynasty Hockey League Entry-Level Players Draft. I was on vacation, so didn't have time to line up a sponsor for this year.
So... uh... the 2016 DHL EL Player Draft is brought to you by.... the internet? I guess?
Vegas Aces Wild, you are on the clock at NoonpmEST/9amPST with the 1st selection of the draft!
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Post by Vegas Aces Wild on Aug 9, 2016 11:00:55 GMT -5
First of all, Vegas would like to congratulate the Moscow Red Army on their title and say we gave it our best shot but, ultimately, the best team won – even if it was on a tie-breaker. (jab jab) And, without further adieu, let’s get this party started!
With the 1st Overall pick that we won in the Lottery (maybe for losing the final tie-breaker?), Vegas is pleased to select…
Auston Matthews, C, Toronto Maple Leafs
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Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Aug 9, 2016 11:02:13 GMT -5
*** SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH ***
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Aug 9, 2016 11:03:25 GMT -5
Post by St. Roch Hawks on Aug 9, 2016 11:03:25 GMT -5
Hello everybody, and welcome to the 2016 Dynasty Hockey League Entry-Level Players Draft. I was on vacation, so didn't have time to line up a sponsor for this year. So... uh... the 2016 DHL EL Player Draft is brought to you by.... the internet? I guess? Vegas Aces Wild, you are on the clock at NoonpmEST/9amPST with the 1st selection of the draft! You were better when you were single. Marriage has made you soft.
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Round 1
Aug 9, 2016 11:06:12 GMT -5
Post by Vegas Aces Wild on Aug 9, 2016 11:06:12 GMT -5
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Post by St. Roch Hawks on Aug 9, 2016 11:08:12 GMT -5
*** SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH *** From now on, let's just use this photo with no text.
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Aug 9, 2016 11:08:44 GMT -5
Post by St. Roch Hawks on Aug 9, 2016 11:08:44 GMT -5
And, after a while, it just stays soft. There's a pill for that.
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Aug 9, 2016 11:19:09 GMT -5
Post by St. Roch Hawks on Aug 9, 2016 11:19:09 GMT -5
While we wait for the second selection, enjoy 'Flying Padre' - a documentary done by Stanley Kubrick. It's only nine minutes long so you can view it in one sitting.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2016 11:27:56 GMT -5
First off, the Mandalore hockey club would like to thank the hospitality of the Internet for hosting this draft. Your ethereal city is beautiful, even though it is mostly made up of porn and trolls. Congratulations to Moscow for figuring out how to win. May your city burn in hell for eternity for that.
We would also like to give a "shout out" to our Draft Party participants, at Dead Wookiee Watering Hole, you guys and gals are the greatest. We also want to thank our passionate fan base for sticking it out while we suck ass and continue to add fuel to the dumpster fire that is our team.
We would also like to inform all of the other general managers that Connor McDavid and this pick are not on the trading block.
Now, to make the pick, we would like to introduce our most famous son, even though he has no real ties to the planet, Mr. Boba Fett...
With the second selection in the Dynasty Hockey League Draft, the Mandalore Mythosaurs are proud to select Patrik Laine, RW, Winnipeg Jets (by way of Tappara).
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Post by Moscow Red Army on Aug 9, 2016 11:28:16 GMT -5
You were better when you were single. Marriage has made you soft. I've been off the market since before I even knew you, Doug. I assure you, it's old age, poor time-management and laziness that's made me apathetic, not love!
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Aug 9, 2016 11:34:02 GMT -5
Post by St. Roch Hawks on Aug 9, 2016 11:34:02 GMT -5
Considering it's 2:33am in Melbourne right now, I think this is appropriate:
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Post by Moscow Red Army on Aug 9, 2016 11:41:46 GMT -5
Considering it's 2:33am in Melbourne right now, I think this is appropriate: Daniel is FROM Melbourne, but lives in the UK! There is hope! (Also, I sent him a message)
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Post by St. Roch Hawks on Aug 9, 2016 11:46:40 GMT -5
Considering it's 2:33am in Melbourne right now, I think this is appropriate: Daniel is FROM Melbourne, but lives in the UK! There is hope! (Also, I sent him a message) With teams in Mandalore, Oslo, Stockholm, Moscow, Catalina, Nebraska, Vegas and Morweena I don't know why it didn't occur to me that he may not actually be in Melbourne.
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Post by Moscow Red Army on Aug 9, 2016 11:51:23 GMT -5
With teams in Mandalore, Oslo, Stockholm, Moscow, Catalina, Nebraska, Vegas and Morweena I don't know why it didn't occur to me that he may not actually be in Melbourne. Wait, are you implying that the REAL Boba Fett didn't just select Patrik Laine for the fictional world of Mandalore?! Now that you mention it though, Boba IS a man of few words.. The real Fett would have pulled a Tim Murray and just grumbled out "Laine.." before walking off stage.
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