|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 9, 2021 14:17:53 GMT -5
Hello, and welcome to the DHL season preview pieces. Firstly, some business. Simi Valley. Congratulations on winning back to back seasons. The team you were able to trot out for two years was amazing and you certainly deserved to win twice. There’s no denying it. But, before you get too full of yourself, I should remind everyone that there was a team who managed to defeat you last year. If only I could remember who it was… … … … IT WAS ME - MORWEENA! HA! I’M JUST AS GREAT AND CLAIM 45% OF YOUR 2020/21 TROPHY. Ahem… Secondly, welcome to the DHL Castleford Coyotes. I hope that with Stuart comes 12 managers who will make this league as competitive and exciting as it has ever been. I look forward to seeing what the phoenix looks like that will rise from the ashes of that poor unsuspecting roster your torched. Now, in an effort to keep myself interested (and also mostly due to time constraints) I have modified the previews slightly. They’re a little shorter, a little less actual insight and more fun. And as a reminder, I never - EVER - look to offend anyone with anything I say. If I do cross a line, I am sorry. Let me know. I am happy to talk about it and learn. I have only ever met 3 or 4 of you, but I do consider all of you in this league to be friends (except Ross) and all I want to do is add a little colour to the pages now and then. So read the previews - enjoy my amazing insight. And if you don't like what I've said about your team....
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 9, 2021 14:19:30 GMT -5
Castleford CoyotesFA Additions: Jack Eichel, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Ryan O'Reilly, Phillip Danault, Yegor Sharangovich, Jonathan Drouin, Connor Garland, Evgenii Dadonov, Jared Spurgeon, Noah Hanafin, Ryan McDonaugh, Yanni Gourde, Mats Zuccarello, Carey Price, Duncan Keith, Damon Severson Draft Additions: Zachary L’Heureux, Dylan Guenther, Brennan Othman, Chase Stillman, What do I think about Castleford’s team?: There is a lot to unpack with this team. The team was an unmitigated disaster to start the off-season. The old GM was fired and Stuart came in, burned everything to the ground, moved the team to Castleford, and fired pretty much everyone. It was both brutal and glorious. From there, the new ‘Yotes GM took his piles and piles of money and had his way (I would hope…) in free agency. The team he built is...well honestly I have no idea. There are a lot of pieces I really like, but there are a lot of question marks too (the big one being Eichel). Will this team do well? Probably. Will they win? I don’t think so, but I’ve seen crazier things happen. What I like most here is that instead of pussyfooting around to start his tenure, Stuart came in like a wrecking ball and just lambasted his mark all over this new club. Player I love: I love Jack Eichel. I know he’s hurt and doesn’t really have a team to play for right now, but I think this is such a great long-term signing, especially at $35. If (and I guess this could end up being huge if) he’s able to get healthy, this will go down as one of the bigger steals in DHL history. Player I hate: Duncan Keith. Fuck that guy, man. Now, I don’t want to get all high on my horse and start shit because you do you and whatever, but what a clown this guy is. Now, will he be productive for Castleford? I dunno, I guess it could happen. We all saw what Barrie did when he got to be in the same jersey as the dynamic duo...but man...just on a purely personal level, fuck that guy. My advice that you didn’t ask for: Cut Dubnyk. Now. Like, right now. Go and find yourself a warm body who is actually signed with an NHL team and get him on your roster so you can have more than one goalie play for you. Ottinger will be a good goalie, but I don’t think that’s going to happen to start the year. With Carey Price away, this has gone from a not great situation to a real bad one. So go. Sign a goalie. Also, answer my question as to why/how you became a Coyotes fan - I’m still genuinely curious.
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 9, 2021 14:21:43 GMT -5
Haukiputaan AhmatFA Additions: Christian Dvorak, Tuevo Teravainen, Patrick Kane, Joonas Donskoi, Cam Talbot, Adin Hill, Draft Additions: Zachary Bolduc, Daniil Chayka, Owen Power, Daniil Tarasov What do I think about Haukiputaan’s team?: I think the glory days that saw (the?) Ahmat as an automatic postseason threat are gone and the team is going through a transition phase. There are a lot of pieces to like (Power, Miller, Kiviranta) but they aren’t going to push the team over the edge yet. Hauk still has Barkov locked up and adding Kane and Teravainen on lengthy deals this year has put the base layer in place, but an aging defence core and two questionable goalies (Holtby and Hill) to roll with Talbot (who is a coin flip for me as to if he’ll be decent or not) says that this isn’t a team which has championship aspirations for the 2021/22 DHL season. Player I love: Christian Dvorak - one of my favourite things in the NHL is seeing the Arizona Coyotes just piss away their team and have the players who leave thrive elsewhere. Now, I’m sitting here trying to think of an example of this and can’t...but I’m sure it happens. Please help me out and fill in the gaps. But, yeah...Dvorak. As a Leaf fan, I hope he fails and is awful for them and the Habs suck, but as a hockey fan, I want to see this guy thrive away from that team. I want it so bad it hurts. Nothing personal Stuart… Adin Hill also falls into this category. Player I hate: Joonas Donskoi - I know he’s a sweetheart signing by Sami, but I just hate how this guy has never seemed to hit his stride in the NHL. Hopefully moving to a team where Jordan Eberle is on your top line will allow him to become the player that I think he can, but somehow I don’t see the Kraken pulling a Golden Knights this season. My advice that you didn’t ask for:Blow the team up this season if things go poorly. Get back to the glory days when I used to see your team as my matchup and I’d think to myself, “sweet, it’s the new guy. Should be a pretty straight forward win” then flash forward 6 days and I’m getting my ass served to me on a platter. Good times. Also, it sucks to see Erik Karlsson suck now. I miss when he was amazing. I hope he can become his former self, but man does it seem like those days have passed.
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 9, 2021 14:25:49 GMT -5
Melbourne BushrangersFA Additions: Jean-Gabriel Pageau, Alex Killorn, Jason Zucker, Jonathan Bernier Draft Additions: Cole Sillinger, Nikita Chibrinkov, Corson Ceulemans, Carson Lambos, What do I think about Melbourne’s team?: Despite losing a few key guys in free-agency I think there is still a lot to like about this team. There is a lot of skill and frankly, depending on which way the season goes for the Bushrangers it’s an easy pivot from adding to content to selling off good pieces. The D core here is a good mix of bash your face in and put up some offence, while the forwards are a who’s who of guys that I mostly forgot about but should be decently productive. The goalies here are reason to worry. Kahkonen seems destined for a time-share with Talbot and Blackwood (I believe) is the vaccine holdout in New Jersey, so that should be interesting to deal with but Bernier will help shore that up. Knight is the real wildcard for me in goal...in that...will he play? Or will Bobrovsky’s bank account keep him riding the pine. Player I love: Martin Necas - He had himself quite the season last year, and in true Carolina fashion, could become a real skill guy for years to come. If you haven’t watched this kid play yet, do yourself a favour. He’s effortless in making the craziest plays and it makes me so happy to see. Plus, with Melbourne having him on his EL for 4 more years...everything is great downunder. Player I hate: Morgan Rielly - yeah I said it. So what? I think he’s a fine player, but he’s not as amazing as Leaf-land has made him out to be. After that one ridiculous season where he seemingly was a part of every goal they scored - what’s he done? He doesn’t really hit or block or shoot...so...yeah. Hate him. And on top of that - the Leafs should have traded his ass this off-season and brought in a nice haul, replaced from within and moved on with their team. But nah - instead he’s going to walk for nothing… End rant. My advice that you didn’t ask for:If you are going to sell, do it early. Get the good picks before teams trade them elsewhere. If you wait too long, teams are going to come at you with subpar offers for your top tier rentals and you don’t want that. You want the good stuff. The best of the best. Then, when you’ve got it. Turn it into even better stuff and dominate. Be the best damn Bushranger you can be. On the flip-side of that...if you are going to buy...DO NOT CLEAR AWAY TOO MANY ASSETS. You got this.
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 9, 2021 14:27:12 GMT -5
Morweena ReimnoceriFA Additions: Pierre-Luc Dubois, Claude Giroux, Anthony Beauvillier, Sam Reinhart, Aaron Ekblad, Josh Morrissey, Joel Edmundson, Connor Hellebuyck, Kevin Lebanc, Brayden McNabb Draft Additions: Fyodor Svechkov, Logan Stankoven, Olen Zellweger What do I think about Morweena’s team?: I mean...it’s a great team. What’s not to like about this team? Lots of turnover and many great additions brought in at a reasonable rate. Good mix of youth and established players as well as skill and grit. 1st prize. Player I love: My sweet prince Connor Hellebuyck. I drafted this young man and watched him blossom into a Vezina winning goalie. Then, callously sold him off in the last year of his EL deal. But we have been reunited. And Connor and the Reimnoceri management will never fight again. Player I hate: Joel Edmundson - get healthy. What a dick. My advice you didn’t ask for: Just keep being an amazing GM. Every other DHL team should model themselves after what you have built. Forget the fact that Simi Valley has won back-to-back titles, you are clearly the gold standard of DHL team here in Morweena. Also you’re handsome, funny, a great chef and an extraordinary lover.
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 9, 2021 14:30:00 GMT -5
Moscow Red ArmyFA Additions: Jared McCann, Kris Letang, Devon Toews, Semyon Varlamov Draft Additions: Matthew Beniers, Thomas Bordeleau, Yegor Chinakhov, Jacob Perrault, Brandt Clarke What do I think about Moscow’s team?: Moscow had a pretty good team last year and not a lot has changed. A few locker room guys came in, the goaltending was tweaked, but otherwise, it’s the same Red Army which reined down misery on all of us last season. Hooray for us. However, I wonder if our fearless leader will catch lightning in a bottle for the third straight season with his goalies? My guess is yes. There is almost no chance Hart will be as awful as last season so that’s a plus, and having the Islanders duo to ride shotgun along with him pretty well guarantees decent numbers each week. The forwards are full of skill and lightly seasoned with grit and the defence could be just the right mix of weirdos to be amazing. All in all this team is very well-rounded and should be lethal. So, with that said, I for one would like to welcome our new communist overlords with open arms. Player I love: Auston Matthews - “Awww, what a cop out, such a great player, how could you not love him?” - you guys reading this, probably. Yeah. Exactly. He’s amazing. Won the Rocket last year and had a bum wrist. My man got that fixed up and is going to score 70 this year. Mark my words. He’s going to make Connor McDavid look like my son who is presently learning how to skate. Enjoy the show fellas. Player I hate: Nils Hoglander - I hate him because I wish he was better. He’s got insane hands, and if anyone has ever watched a local Canucks broadcast since he started playing on the team (just me?) then you’ll know that he’s got this crazy talent of riding a unicycle while juggling. Such a cool guy...such coordination...why isn’t he better? Who knows...but until he breaks out he’s on my shit list. My advice you didn’t ask for: I think that after each week you should publicly humiliate your opponent. Not sure how, but really just dig into them and assert the Red Army dominance. Maybe send them a personalized photo of you standing arms crossed over their team logo, laughing at how futile their attempts were to take you down. Maybe send them their own severed finger too? Too dark? Not dark enough? Either way, own it. Make it yours, but do it.
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 9, 2021 14:33:01 GMT -5
Nebraska BuffaloFA Additions: Anze Kopitar, Jonathan Toews, Blake Wheeler, Tyler Bertuzzi, Drew Doughty, John Carlson, Alex Goligoski, Dustin Brown, Charlie Coyle, Ryan Getzlaf, Nick Ritchie, Connor Brown, Dmitrij Jaskin, Jonas Brodin, Nick Leddy, Tyler Myers, Jamie Oleksiak, Ryan Suter, Antti Raanta Draft Additions: Drew Commesso, Pyotr Kochetkov, Devon Levi, Mads Sogaard What do I think about Nebraska’s team?: Another year, another crop of Dollar Tree depth crammed into the Nebraska minor league system like a clown car of withering NHL players. Will any of them make an impact? Probably, yeah. That’s mostly what’s so frustrating about it. We all chuckle - “Getzlaf?! That guy is a hollow shell of the rotted corpse of what Getzlaf used to be”. Meanwhile, the Buffalo have signed eight more guys, and if one falls out of line he just takes ‘em ‘round back and we don’t seem ‘em no more. It’s a different way to operate, but time and time again it proves to be successful. So, what do I think about the team? I’m glad it’s not my team because there’s a lot to deal with, but I respect the hustle. After all, NEBRASKA generally does get the last Getz-laugh. Player I love: Drew Doughty - the guy was on a mission last year and already seems to be on one this year. I’d also be willing to bet that if (when) he doesn’t make the Canadian Olympic roster he will go bananas on the league and really make Doug Armstrong feel dumb. On top of this, Los Angeles seems to slowly be starting to right the ship after a few tough years. That along with being in a sub-par division could see Dewey be great. Player I hate: Ryan Getzlaf - It’s a bad signing. I’m sorry. Even if he plays 40 games, he’s going to look like the old man on your men’s league team trying to play with 20 somethings. But, DHL reason’s aside, he just seems like a tool. My advice you didn’t ask for: Draft more. But, similar to this year, draft exclusively goalies. Add that into your brand; old players who are teetering on the edge of being bad and goalies so young that they won’t see the NHL until the aforementioned players have been retired for 4 years. It’ll be hilarious.
|
|
St. Roch Hawks
General Manager
Doug
Every season is a reincarnation - and nobody does reincarnation better than me
Posts: 2,785
|
Post by St. Roch Hawks on Oct 9, 2021 14:57:30 GMT -5
I don't know, man...this feels like a cut and paste job. Moscow didn't even make the playoffs last year!
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 9, 2021 17:15:13 GMT -5
I don't know, man...this feels like a cut and paste job. Moscow didn't even make the playoffs last year! Really??!! Whoever wrote this needs to be fired.
|
|
|
Post by Moscow Red Army on Oct 10, 2021 1:11:11 GMT -5
Player I hate: Nils Hoglander - I hate him because I wish he was better. He’s got insane hands, and if anyone has ever watched a local Canucks broadcast since he started playing on the team (just me?) then you’ll know that he’s got this crazy talent of riding a unicycle while juggling. Why do you think I drafted the guy? Amongst other things, he's an absolute athletic freak. And I have to say... a 20yr old with a 40pts pace in his rookie year? I think that's... pretty good? He's ahead of where I expected him to be when I grabbed him with a 5th rounder just 2 years ago....the defence could be just the right mix of weirdos to be amazing My favourite part, by far. My advice you didn’t ask for: I think that after each week you should publicly humiliate your opponent. Not sure how, but really just dig into them and assert the Red Army dominance. Maybe send them a personalized photo of you standing arms crossed over their team logo, laughing at how futile their attempts were to take you down. Maybe send them their own severed finger too? Too dark? Not dark enough? Either way, own it. Make it yours, but do it. I'll see what I can do...
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 10, 2021 20:07:24 GMT -5
Oslo MastodonFA Additions: Sindey Crosby, Nicklas Backstrom, Evgeni Malkin, Ondrej Palat, Jaden Schwartz, Bryan Rust, Patric Hornqvist, Nino Niederreiter, Justin Faulk, Darcy Kuemper, Brandon Tanev Draft Additions: N/A What do I think about Oslo’s team?:The Mastodon came into the off-season with a lot of work to do. When the draft and free-agency period ended and the dust settled I think this might be a top 3 team in the league. While we all may scoff at the fact that Crosby, Malkin, Backstrom are on the back 9 of their career, they do still have the ability to put up elite production and will almost definitely help Oslo be elite. Adding Keumper (who will undoubtedly put up great numbers playing behind the Avalanche) adds an elite option to roll with Bobrovsky. All in all, I think that there is skill, grit, and depth here that not a lot of teams can boast. Player I love: Darcy Kuemper - call me crazy, but I think this is going to be a steal of a goalie for the Mastodon. Okay, I don’t think anyone is going to disagree here...but just in case...he had good numbers in the desert. Put an actual team in front of him and I gotta think that he’s in the conversation for the vezina at the end of the year. If not, well...Ross will buy everyone a Coke. Player I hate:Evgeni Malkin. Eh, fuck you Geno. A classic line and an everlasting sentiment echoed by me. I don’t really have a good reason for hating him. Maybe no reason at all. But whatever the case, I can’t stand this guy. Also, in a very similar fashion, I hate Crosby too. But, for him it goes back to the days when the NHL was trying to market Sid v. Ovie and anytime Crosby would talk you could basically see him reading the pre-written script of generic hockey BS from his PR department. Meanwhile, Russian playboy Alex Ovechkin is scoring from his back and warming his hands on his flaming hockey stick. Flash forward and Sid is still a stupid robot and Ovie went swimming at the Nats game. Good times. But yeah, fuck you Geno. My advice you didn’t ask for: This season will likely be a test in routine for Oslo. Set lines, make minor moves, win, repeat. I think that GM Ross should just trade off a bit of that great depth in favour of some shittier replacements. Make himself sweat a little each week. Sink to the level of the competition if you will. Otherwise, where’s the fun? Nobody likes winning ALL the time. Just ask Simi, he’s miserable (probably).
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 10, 2021 20:12:40 GMT -5
Portland BuckaroosFA Additions: Blake Coleman, Alex Ovechkin, Andrew Copp, Adrian Kempe, MacKenzie Weegar, David Savard, Andrei Vasilevskiy Draft Additions: Mason McTavish, Matthew Coronato, Luke Hughes, Cam York, Sebastian Cossa What do I think about Portland’s team?: I want to like this team. In fact, I sort of do. But what really worries me is that this roster is mostly guys I would want to fill in the gaps of a roster. Guys you’d add at the deadline to put yourself over the top, yunno? Aside from the obvious prized goaltender, there isn’t really a player who screams #1 of any position for me. I mean, sure, Quinn Hughes, Cole Caulfield, and Nick Suzuki are all great, but they’re still young and haven’t quite shown that year in, year out dependability that you’d want to build a roster around. That’s not to say that they won’t become those players, in fact, I would bet they will. But, speaking strictly in terms of what I think the Buckaroos will do this year? I’m worried. Player I love: To build off of this topic from Oslo, I love me some Alex Ovechkin. In hockey terms, this guy is a unit. He’s been going steady since the day he stepped into the NHL and isn’t really showing signs of slowing down. I am absolutely rooting for him to catch and pass Gretzky’s goal record and I think that if it doesn’t happen, we can blame the last two years of not playing a full 82 games. The joy that Alex Ovechkin has for the game of hockey and the style of game that he plays is how I wish the entire NHL played. It’s amazing and I love him. Player I hate: Tuukka Rask - honestly, I don’t hate him as a player or as a person. I think he’s a great player and he’s never really done enough off the ice to rub me the wrong way - but what I hate is how Portland is basically stuck with him at $20 for two more years and he’s probably not going to play. It sucks. My advice you didn’t ask for: Throw the kitchen sink at St. Roch (I bet he’d accept Caulfeild) and get the third Hughes brother. After that, devote your entire DHL brand to the Hughes family. Write fan fiction, draw weirdly sexual art, hang their jerseys in your basement. Anytime one of them gets a point, facetime with someone in the league and tell them. Find out what they are eating on a daily basis and model your diet after them. Really lean in and go for it. You’re welcome.
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 10, 2021 20:15:08 GMT -5
Simi Valley KingsFA Additions: Vincent Trochek, Leon Draisaitl, Mike Hoffman, Darnell Nurse, Shayne Gostisbehere, Anton Khudobin Draft Additions: Sasha Pastujov, Vladimir Tkachev, Noel Gunler, Shane Pinto, David Farrance, Jesper Wallstedt What do I think about Simi Valley’s team?: There was some serious turnover for the back to back champs, but I think that the players brought in to help replace them are...very very good. Draisaitl and Nurse will go a long way in making the losses hurt less, but when you still have a year left of Point, Rantanen, Tkachuk and Miller, you’re going to really have to work at it to not succeed. Honestly, as much as it would be annoying, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Kings keep their crown and three-peat. Who’s gonna bet against them? Player I love: I’m going rogue with this one...Shyane Gostisbehere. Hear me out, because I am well aware that I cut his ass about a month ago. I think that things, for whatever reason, didn’t go the way that he had hoped after his first season in Philly. He lost his way and got lost in the mix. Also, the Flyers just generally seemed to be a ridiculous shit show, but that’s not important. With the move to Arizona, I think that Ghost-Bear will have the opportunity to do things that allow him to be his best. He’s behind Chychurn on the depth chart for offense and not a single soul expects anything from this Island of Lost Toys of an NHL team, so why not? Players and teams with nothing to lose can be dangerous. Player I hate: Vladimir Tarasenko - what a waste. This guy, in my eyes, should be Ovechkin light, but he just can’t catch a break. And now that he’s gone through the summer with one foot out of St. Louis, how do you expect this guy to succeed there? I don’t see it going well...which again...huge shame. My advice that you didn’t ask for: Go ahead and find yourself some space for another banner and another trophy. I know I have sounded like I am handing it out to a few other teams already, but let’s get real. The only weakness on the team is goaltending but I wouldn’t be surprised if the rest of the team comes together all year and masks those deficiencies.
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 10, 2021 20:20:45 GMT -5
St. Roch HawksFA Additions: Patrice Bergeron, Nikolaj Ehlers, Tyler Seguin, Tyler Toffoli, Adam Larsson, Alec Martinez, Radko Gudas, Vitek Vanacek, Mike Smith, Alex Iafallo, Brandon Saad, Phil Kessel, Tony DeAngelo, Alexander Edler, Jaccob Slavin, Jaroslav Halak, Draft Additions: N/A What do I think about St. Roch’s team?:I like it. There is a great mix of established fantasy contributors and youthful exuberance that makes this an exciting team both now and in the future. There is great depth in every position which only adds to my adoration. St. Roch had a lot of holes to fill this off-season and instead of going out and drafting, he took a page out of Nebraska’s book and signed players, and I think has put together an incredibly well rounded roster. Player I love: There’s two here: Jaroslav Halak and Thatcher Demko. This will be a great combo. I don’t know how the Canucks will fare this year, I think that they managed to upgrade their roster in almost every way (including by subtraction), but they have been known to piss away opportunities. That said, it won’t be because of their goaltending. Demko is a stud. He proved that last season when the team brought Holtby in as a safety net and he laughed him out of town. Enter Halak. The perfect backup in my eyes. I love this combo and I love that the Hawks have got both. Well done. Player I hate: Tony DeAngelo. I don’t need to elaborate here. My advice you didn’t ask for:Accept that Caulfeild for Hughes trade. I think it’ll be great for the entertainment value of the league to see Portland go full psychopath. So you’re welcome, not only for brokering this deal for you, but for making the league a creepier and more fun place to be a part of. Also, watch Brooklyn 99. All of it. Then come back once you have and appreciate the .gif that is posted below. Nikolaj...
|
|
|
Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Oct 10, 2021 20:22:25 GMT -5
Tampa Bay ThunderFA Additions: Steven Stamkos, Jordan Staal, Atremi Panarin, Max Pacioretty, David Perron, T.J. Oshie, Colton Parayko, Tyler Johnson Draft Additions: Xavier Bourgault, Jonathan Dugan, William Eklund, Fabian Lysell, Hugo Alnefelt What do I think of Tampa’s team?:I find myself looking up and down this roster and going back and forth between thinking “oh damn, nice”, and “oh...no...why is that guy here?”. There are great bones here, maybe even a great nervous system to go along with it, but there is a lack of muscle, skin, and sex appeal to go along with it. Actually, I take it back. This team is like the hunky guy who is disguised as a nerd for half the movie until you get rid of his sweater vest and thick ass glasses to reveal his six-pack. Cut some fat here and you’ve got something. (I know we all love seeing my wheels turn in an environment that isn’t live). Player I love: David Pastrnak - this is entirely to do with his Dunkin’ Donuts ads from last year. They made me laugh each and every time I saw them. Oh, and outdoor game Pastrnak. The glasses, the outfit, the interview. All of it. This guy is an absolute rock star and I love it. It doesn’t hurt that he’s an outstanding hockey player either. I just wish that he didn’t play for the Bruins. Player I hate: Julien Gauthier - he’s a guy who made me say wtf when I was looking over this team. Who is he? Why is he here? Why is he covering up the sweet, sweet ass of this Thunder team with his gaudy corduroy bullshit. Get out of the way fugmo, let Rasp-Barre-Boulet come and play. My advice you didn’t ask for: Kinda similar to what I said already. Trim the fat. Cut the fugmos. Let that sexy roster shine and thunder-clap this league. You’ve put a lot of work into your roster and made it very respectable, so show it off. Also, bite the bullet and get Bishop off the roster. You’ve got some cash to use, so get rid of that guy and use it.
|
|