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Post by Simi Valley Kings on May 21, 2021 12:30:24 GMT -5
For the second time this year, the Simi Valley Kings will be celebrating with players, coaches and fans with their Championship Pool Party at the summer home of Roman Cervenka, the team's bus driver, physical therapist, barista and shoe shiner. Mere months ago, the Kings won their second DHL Championship and the party was such a hit that the team's organizers decided, "why the hell not?!?! what could go wrong?" The party is open to the entire globe and your ticket includes branded flip flops, a Motel 6 model beach towel (washed?), Vial of Purell, and a Complimentary Nimen Ranch Uncured Beef Frank (bun $2 Extra). Sign up before June 1st and save $10 off your $100 parking fee. _________________________________ Valued Customer * *Signee assumes all legal and financial responsibilities for any vision, taste, numbness, blood in urine, itching, hair loss (or gain), irritable bowels, migraines and all skin discolorations.Floaties NOT Included! Mikko Rantanen, Alec Martinez and Cannonball Expert Roman Cervenka having a blast at the VIP Lounge! FREE Petting Zoo!! 1 Male AND 1 Female Porta-Potties!!!
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Post by Vegas Aces Wild on May 22, 2021 8:19:32 GMT -5
LMFAOFF!!!
The whole Vegas organization wants in on this soiree.
...we'll just need 1 parking pass though.
Can't wait!
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Post by St. Roch Hawks on May 28, 2021 2:15:02 GMT -5
The Petting Zoo is my favorite part.
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