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Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Aug 7, 2015 10:27:57 GMT -5
The Morweena Reimnoceri would like to announce the formal hiring of the first mascot in DHL history. The owners recognize that with the upcoming season bound to be leaner than the fans of Morweena are used to, they need to do something in order to keep attendance up. The hope is that this hiring will help distract the league, and fans, from a woefully bad season ahead by providing colorful commentary on the happenings in the league. So, without further adieu, please welcome the official mascot of the Morweena Reimnoceri (and Philadelphia Phillies)... The Philly Phanatic.
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Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Aug 7, 2015 10:30:52 GMT -5
This just in - the Phanatic has found the Dynamo Atlanta brain trust...it doesn't look good...
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Post by Vegas Aces Wild on Aug 7, 2015 10:42:03 GMT -5
LMAO! Great work Morweena Please keep us posted
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2015 10:48:37 GMT -5
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Post by St. Roch Hawks on Aug 7, 2015 11:16:12 GMT -5
Nicely done, but this is not the first mascot in our league's history. Adam's Moscow Red Army team has had a mascot since Day One:
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Post by Oslo Mastodon on Aug 7, 2015 11:18:29 GMT -5
I won best costume that year
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Post by Moscow Red Army on Aug 8, 2015 2:15:07 GMT -5
I won best costume that year YOU, JESTER-MAID! GET BACK TO FLOOR HOLE! YOU NOT BACK TO TURN GIANT WHEEL TO FUEL GLORIOUS FAKTORY URALVAGONZAVOD KOLISEUM IN 5 SECOND, YOU GET HOSE! THIS TIME COLD HOSE!
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Post by Oslo Mastodon on Aug 8, 2015 7:21:43 GMT -5
k this has become weird. its weird now.
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Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Aug 16, 2015 0:29:49 GMT -5
When the Phanatic learned of the Supreme Leader's great wedding celebration he demanded an invitation. When that invitation never came, he crashed the party with his good friend Carlos. Here's some exclusive footage:
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Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Aug 22, 2015 8:39:41 GMT -5
Unlike Grand Supreme Leader's wedding, the Phanatic did get and invitation to the most exclusive bachelor party this side of the Chattanooga...however, the Phanatic is not so good with directions. We are not entirely sure where he ended up, but wherever it was...he was not a fan of the "strippers". Despite his displeasure....he managed to have a good time with Clara in the end.
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Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Dec 20, 2015 12:28:20 GMT -5
Like the core of his team, the Phanatic has also gone down with an injury and is now sporting a red flag next to his name on the roster. Not a flag with a cross, but a red one. Here's a clip of the team's medical staff helping him out after said injury. Be well, Phanatic. In lieu of this, Morweena's GM grudgingly makes a call to the farm system and enlists the services of Thomas Jurco as temporary Morweena Mascot. Take it away Thomas.
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