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Post by Moscow Red Army on Sept 7, 2023 21:12:28 GMT -5
Without being able to get in contact with Jakub of the Bratislava Bears at such an important time of our year, I've unfortunately had to make an executive decision and replace him as owner effective immediately so as not to disrupt our 2023 season.
While that's the unfortunate news, the good news is that I've found what I think could be a very good addition to our league to take over operations of the team.
I'd like to introduce you all to Patrick, who comes to the DHL with around a decade of his own experience in dynasty-style fantasy leagues (multiple sports). We were in a real pickle here, obviously, so to be fortunate enough to find a candidate like him is just about miracle level, if I'm being honest. I don't want to overstate things, but "Saint Patrick" has a nice ring to it, if you ask me...
This is obviously being done on short notice, but I've already had extensive talks with Patrick about how things work around here, to get him caught up as much as possible. So much so, that Patrick actually summited his own Option list, which saved me from having to make another executive decision that I wasn't really keen on.
Still, we know the learning curve required to get up-to-speed around here, so please help him out with any questions that may arise.
Without further ado, I'd like to introduce (Saint) Patrick, manager of the Maine Mariners.
Welcome to the DHL, Patrick. We're glad to have you aboard!
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Post by Moscow Red Army on Sept 7, 2023 21:22:05 GMT -5
By the way, in perfect fashion for his team name, Patrick is heading off on a cruise tomorrow bright and early. So a) Thanks for taking the time out of your trip prep to have me spew all the rules at you, and b) He paid for ship wifi so he can keep tabs on things around here while on his vacation. That's real dedication.
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Post by Tampa Bay Thunder on Sept 7, 2023 21:27:52 GMT -5
Welcome aboard Patrick!
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Post by Portland Buckaroos on Sept 7, 2023 21:45:53 GMT -5
Welcome Patrick, where are you from?
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Post by Maine Mariners on Sept 8, 2023 5:39:57 GMT -5
Looking forward to a great year...if I survive 165mph Cat5 winds
Based about 2hrs north of NYC in Simsbury CT US
Lifelong Flyers fan
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Post by Vegas Aces Wild on Sept 8, 2023 6:24:00 GMT -5
Niiiiiiiiice! Good to have you “aboard “ St Pat!
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Post by Melbourne Bushrangers on Sept 8, 2023 6:26:46 GMT -5
Welcome aboard, Patrick!
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Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Sept 8, 2023 7:02:38 GMT -5
Welcome Patrick! Glad to have you!
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Post by Haukiputaan Ahmat on Sept 8, 2023 8:02:47 GMT -5
Welcome to the asylum
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Post by Simi Valley Kings on Sept 8, 2023 9:29:32 GMT -5
You would think after however many effing years in this league I would know how to place a GIF in here but nope...you have to be a freaking MENSA member.
So close your eyes...picture Bruce Willis standing over a shattered window and saying,
"WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL"
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St. Roch Hawks
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Doug
Every season is a reincarnation - and nobody does reincarnation better than me
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Post by St. Roch Hawks on Sept 8, 2023 14:58:47 GMT -5
You would think after however many effing years in this league I would know how to place a GIF in here but nope...you have to be a freaking MENSA member. So close your eyes...picture Bruce Willis standing over a shattered window and saying, "WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL" The champion has spoken
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Post by Simi Valley Kings on Sept 8, 2023 15:04:15 GMT -5
You would think after however many effing years in this league I would know how to place a GIF in here but nope...you have to be a freaking MENSA member. So close your eyes...picture Bruce Willis standing over a shattered window and saying, "WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL" The champion has spokenI say it here and it comes out there.
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Post by Vegas Aces Wild on Sept 8, 2023 19:07:19 GMT -5
Oh how I’ve missed the Simi - Roch tandem.
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St. Roch Hawks
General Manager
Doug
Every season is a reincarnation - and nobody does reincarnation better than me
Posts: 2,785
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Post by St. Roch Hawks on Sept 8, 2023 21:17:20 GMT -5
The champion has spoken I say it here and it comes out there. It's like teaching your grandfather how to program the VCR... The champion has spoken
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Post by Simi Valley Kings on Sept 8, 2023 22:16:49 GMT -5
I say it here and it comes out there. It's like teaching your grandfather how to program the VCR... The champion has spokenIs that one of those 8 track contraptions?
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