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Round 1
Jul 4, 2015 18:58:45 GMT -5
Post by Moscow Red Army on Jul 4, 2015 18:58:45 GMT -5
*1. Mandalore Mythosaurs - Connor McDavid, C, Edmonton Oilers 2. Melbourne Bushrangers - Jack Eichel, C, Buffalo Sabres 3. Dynamo Atlanta - Dylan Strome, C, Arizona Coyotes 4. Moscow Red Army (From Las Vegas Aces Wild) - Mitchell Marner, C, Toronto Maple Leafs 5. Catalina Wine Mixer - Timo Meier, RW, San Jose Sharks 6. Catalina Wine Mixer (From Oslo Mastodon) - Noah Hanifin, D, Carolina Hurricanes 7. Morweena Reimnoceri (From Moscow Red Army) - Madison Bowey, D, Washington Capitals 8. Camarillo Kings (From Quebec Bulldogs) - Mikko Rantanen, RW, Colorado Avalance 9. Catalina Wine Mixer (From Milwaukee Admirals) - Mathew Barzal, C, New York Islanders 10. Catalina Wine Mixer (From Stockholm Syndrome) - Ivan Provorov, D, Philadelphia Flyers 11. Oslo Mastodon (From Morweena Reimnoceri) - Denis Guryanov, RW, Dallas Stars 12. Morweena Reimnoceri (From Camarillo Kings) - Nicholas Paul, LW, Ottawa Senators
*Moved Up in Draft Lottery
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Post by Moscow Red Army on Aug 3, 2015 13:47:22 GMT -5
Hello everybody, and welcome to the 2015 Dynasty Hockey League Entry-Level Players Draft, presented by Sony Pictures' 'Ricki and the Flash', in theatres August 7th.
The draft is still about 15-20mins away, which is just enough time for you to pre-book your tickets for a delightful little film. Much like the choice made by today's hockey prospects, Ricki Rendazzo (Meryl Streep) had to choose between family and fame. She chose fame, but now as she gets older, she realizes all that she missed out on in life as a wife and mother.
Let's hope these prospects aren't wives or mothers.
Mandalore Mythosaurs, you are on the clock at 3pmEST/NoonPST with the 1st selection of the draft! Surely you'll be taking Connor McDavid. I hear he's wild and was raised by wolves, but still knows "how to treat a lady".
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Round 1
Aug 3, 2015 14:03:55 GMT -5
Post by St. Roch Hawks on Aug 3, 2015 14:03:55 GMT -5
I hear there's full frontal of Ricki in that movie, so I know Catalina Wine Mixer owner (and resident pervert) Stuart Michael will be there on opening night to see it in IMAX 3D.
Do we really have to sit around and wait for Mandalore to draft Connor McDavid or can we just assume the first two picks and move on?
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Post by Moscow Red Army on Aug 3, 2015 14:57:37 GMT -5
To be fair, he's due his 24 hrs. Perhaps he wants to work out a trade to move the pick, and I'm sure Melbourne would like for us to wait, just in case Mandalore takes 25 hrs to make the pick!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2015 15:41:26 GMT -5
Dammit… Sorry, guys…
First off, let me congratulate the Camarillo Kings on winning the 2014-2015 Dynasty Hockey League Championship. If it's the Camarillo just south of Ventura, then you've brought honor to a town that boasts an airport for Target Execs and a lot of crotchety old people.
Also thanks to The Internet for hosting the 2015 DHL Draft. You have been most gracious with your Trolls and "This Man Bought A Burger, But You Won't Believe What Happened Next!" posts and Selfies making us feel so welcome.
We want to take a moment to remember HitchBot… you were better than all of us, and we were not worthy of your goodness. May your circuits find the rest they deserve.
Shout out to the Mandalore Mythosaurs Draft Watch Party going full bore right now at the Chick-Fil-A there on Moorpark Road. Our fans are the best and we hope you all realize that we do this all for you.
Without further ado, the Mandalore Mythosaurs are proud to select, with the first overall pick in the 2015 DHL Entry Draft, out of Heaven, Canada:
Conner McDavid
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Post by Melbourne Bushrangers on Aug 3, 2015 16:05:01 GMT -5
I invoke Rule 37, subsection b, lines 37 to 39 "If a GM spells a name incorrectly, he will forfeit his selection and the draft shall proceed to the next lucky GM". Therefore, I select Connor McDavid.
Failing that, welcome to Melbourne, Jack Eichel. You'll find it a little warmer than Buffalo.
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Post by Morweena Reimnoceri on Aug 3, 2015 20:08:54 GMT -5
This wait is why we don't have nice things....
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Post by Vegas Aces Wild on Aug 3, 2015 21:11:10 GMT -5
LMAO!!!! You a funny man Morweena
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2015 0:53:27 GMT -5
With the 3rd overall pick in the 2015 DHL Entry Draft, Dynamo Atlanta selects C, Dylan Strome, Arizona Coyotes.
My 2nd round pick is on the block btw.
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Post by Vegas Aces Wild on Aug 4, 2015 8:01:14 GMT -5
Let's keep this party going!!! First of all, the management team would like to thank the people of Gravol for their undying support during our "rebuild" and we offer our sincerest apologies for how badly that worked out. The franchise is looking forward to a new start in the land of sin, although our livers have already taking a pounding this off-season. Second...congratulations to the Kings of Camarillo on their unlikely hoisting of the Cup last season. Must have been the rah-rah sessions led by Roman Cervenka down the stretch. OK!...now on to the matters at hand... (We'll continue this train of thought over in the Trade section) If Catalina's around today...we MAY just get through the 1st Round before dinner!!!
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Post by Moscow Red Army on Aug 4, 2015 9:24:50 GMT -5
Frist - Congrats to the champ over in Camarillo. Hell of a good job in pulling that victory off. Second - Thanks to everyone for staying on this year in the Dynasty Hockey League. We've built a pretty great group of managers here, and I'm glad to see what we've built continue on. Third - Thanks to the Las Vegas Aces Wild on making this pick happen, and for living up to their name sake. Their first pick comes up, and they're already rolling the dice on it. Good stuff. With that out of the way... After trading up from the 7th overall spot to the 4th overall spot, Moscow is quite, quuiiiiiiittte pleased to select Mitchell "Mitch n' Chips" Marner, C, Toronto Maple Leafs.
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Post by Oslo Mastodon on Aug 4, 2015 9:59:08 GMT -5
After trading up from the 7th overall spot to the 4th overall spot, Moscow is quite, quuiiiiiiittte pleased to select Mitchell "Mitch n' Chips" Marner, C, Toronto Maple Leafs. No credit on the Mitch N Chips line? You're heartless.
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Round 1
Aug 4, 2015 20:47:56 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2015 20:47:56 GMT -5
After spending far too much time fretting over this decision, I'm going to throw a curveball and mix this wine up. With the 5th and 6th overall of the 2015 Dynasty Hockey League pick the Catalina Wine Mixers choose... Timo Meier and Noah Hanifin.
I immediately regret everything.
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Round 1
Aug 4, 2015 21:14:02 GMT -5
Post by Moscow Red Army on Aug 4, 2015 21:14:02 GMT -5
After trading up from the 7th overall spot to the 4th overall spot, Moscow is quite, quuiiiiiiittte pleased to select Mitchell "Mitch n' Chips" Marner, C, Toronto Maple Leafs. No credit on the Mitch N Chips line? You're heartless. You originally said, "Fish and Mitch". I improved it, and was first to put it in writing. Talk to my lawyer.
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Post by Vegas Aces Wild on Aug 5, 2015 9:48:47 GMT -5
Vegas would like to apologize for slowing things down so much but, in our best whiny Gary Bettman voice...
"WE HAVE ANOTHER TRADE TO ANNOUNCE!"
(putting up in the Trade section)
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